Just when I thought all the troubles with my left eye were over, yesterday I got a stye. I'm not even joking. It's on the inner part of the upper lid, right by my tear duct. Can you believe it? I can't believe it.
Either there's some kind of bacteria swirling around that region of my face that just will not die or someone has a voodoo doll of me and keeps sticking the needle in my left eye.
Who would do that? Who did I piss off? It *must* be the voodoo thing, because I wash my face religiously, everynight carefully taking off all makeup, cleaning, moisturizing, using eye cream to keep the wrinkles away. I use sun-screened moisturizer in the mornings. I take care of my face people!
Oh, I guess it's *possible* that I touched something at some point that was unclean in some way, then rubbed my eye or something, setting off this chain of unpleasant eye ailments. But I think it's far more likely that someone is attacking me with voodoo.
If only I knew who so I could make amends...
1 comment:
Oh geez...
But, you know, it is like anything else when you get sick. When something goes awry, your resistance is lowered, making your more susceptible to bad stuff. I think you should bathe in purell.
And wear goggles.
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