Ah, mothers.

My mom cracks me up. I noticed I had a missed call today on my cell phone. My mom. No message.

So, I call her back, and she says that she'd had some missed calls on her cell phone, and they didn't leave a message, and she was wondering if it was me (she said something about not having caller ID, which I know she has on that phone, so I don't know what she was talking about with that, but I'll take her word for it that she couldn't tell who had called). Nope, not me.

She then proceeds to complain about this person not leaving a message. It was all I could do to not say, "You mean like you didn't leave one when you called me?"